Air conditioned environment – Do NOT open Windows!
If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I…
Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once…
Computer Science: solving today’s problems tomorrow.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!
A program is never finished until the programmer dies.
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can’t be fixed…
May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.
A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
True Multitasking = 3 computers and a chair with wheels!
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
All computers run at the same speed…with the power off.
Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.