Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades.
Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
But I don’t have an “any key” on my computer!
Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.
Cannot load Windows 95, Incorrect DOS Version.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
Be aware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Buy a Pentium IV 2GHz so you can reboot faster.
Trojan: Storage device for replicating codes…
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer.
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!
It said “Insert disk #3”, but only two will fit!
Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat [Y/N]?
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Email returned to sender — insufficient voltage.
Who’s General Failure & why’s he reading my disk?