A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Best file compression around: “DEL *.*” = 100% compression
Computers: working daily to make the human brain obsolete.
SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.
Of course I know how to copy disks. Where’s the xerox machine?
Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren’t broken.
Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.
Windows 2000: Designed for the Internet. The Internet: Designed for UNIX.
I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
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A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools and Teenagers.
Programmer – A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.