My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Wedding rings are the world’s tiniest handcuffs.
Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
TV has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.