I smile because I don’t know what the heck is going on.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
Peace begins with a smile. Only God knows our true needs.
If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you smile alone.
Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart.
All you need to do to be a bit sexier is to smile once in a while!
All the statistics in the world can’t measure the warmth of a smile.
It is impossible to persuade a man who does not disagree, but smiles.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
Shotgun wedding = A case of wife or death.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.