I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

Don’t marry a tennis player – love means nothing to them.

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

I may not be the world’s greatest lover, but number 2 is not bad!

He was a very clumsy lover… so the girl had to put him in her place.

I’m such a terrible lover, I’ve actually given a woman an anti-climax.

Consultant: Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can’t get a date.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

Did you know that all great lovers have bad memories ? …Or did I tell you that already ?

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

Hallmark Card: “I’ve always wanted someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.