Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner.

I am just turning forty and taking my time about it.

He’s skating like he’s 36 again.

You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

At my age, patience is not a virtue… it’s a luxury.

I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I’ve ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

When I broke in, they didn’t have bats – we just grabbed the branch of a tree.

I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in it’s holder is a thrill.

I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.

Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.

I don’t think my family liked me… they put a live teddy bear in my crib.

Middle Age: A time of life when winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.

I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in it’s holder is a thrill.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Birthday: Anniversary of one’s birth, observed only by men and children.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Adolescence is the time in life when a youngster is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

Middle Age: That time of life when you’d rather not have a good time than recover from it.