Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was so poor I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
I got my start in silent radio.
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
You’ll have to ask somebody older than me.
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
The moment you’re born you’re done for.
It’s a good thing to be old, because that means you haven’t died yet, right?
I’ve been doing it [stealing from hotels] for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
You know you’re getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don’t know anyone who can see through it.
I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
I’m too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.
When I broke in, they didn’t have bats – we just grabbed the branch of a tree.
He’s skating like he’s 36 again.