By the cup of Nescafé even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka – into actions.
There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can’t drive a car and start behaving illogically.
He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic – he got up on one knee.
I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names…
That one liner ‘i’m not drinking too much tonight’ never goes as planned…
Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
Transitional age is when during a hot day you don’t know what you want – ice cream or beer.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
What’s the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
In principle, I can stop drinking, the thing is – I don’t have such a principle.
Heading out for drinks, bail money’s on top of the fridge.
You won’t drink away the alcoholism.
I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.
I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough.
It’s better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an Alcoholic Anonymous.
Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
A man enters a store and says: “15 litres of wine please.” “Did you bring a container for this?” “You’re speaking to it.”
All the problems fade before a hangover
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you’re sleeping with.