Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
The free thinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out.
We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse.
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
I don’t do alcohol anymore – I get the same effect just standing up fast.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
You can’t hide your true colours as you approach the autumn of your life.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth.
Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
Age and knowledge don’t always come together. Sometimes you just get the age…
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation – as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
After a certain age, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
When the problem is not so much resisting temptation as finding it, you may just be getting older.