Cookie pieces contain no fat — the process of breaking causes fat leakage.
Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off of it.
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out,but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.
I want someone who can buy me a new car.
We just grew apart, I don’t need you anymore.
The scars you can’t see are the hardest to heal.
I cant stop thinking bout ma ex its beta v breakup!
I guess ma preferences are changing so v better break off!
To a tall guy: you make me feel short so lets break up….
You mean more to me than life itself – but I’m suicidal.
My dog likes you more than me…so i think v should break up..
My mom told me to stay away from boys……………..so bye!
God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces.
It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye
You seem to endanger my bachelorhood so now we need to break up…
My last sem results were terrible…..I need to top this time!!!!!!!!
When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It’s like death.
This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people – I’m single.