Every time we remember to say “thank you”, we experience nothing less than heaven on earth.
If you can’t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
It isn’t what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your heart.
I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
Life begins at retirement.
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
Retired: The Older I Get the Better I Was.
I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Politicians can be dangerous to your wealth.
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
Honest Politician: One who, once bought, will stay bought.