Marriage is grand… divorce is about 10 grand.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Love is the quest, marriage the conquest and divorce… the inquest.
The happiest time in any man’s life is just after the first divorce.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
Marriage still confers one very special privilege….Only a married person can get divorced.
Americans divorce so much we are called the land of the free, and we get married so often that we are called home of the brave.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her.
For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life.
Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.
No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
There is always, always, always something to be thankful for.
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?”
A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues.
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is ‘thank you’, it will be enough.