Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
It’s so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the Devil when he is the only explanation of it.
It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
It’s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
It’s no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
It’s men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name.
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
It’s easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them.
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
It’s always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction and gypsy fortune tellers listen to weather forecasts and economists?
I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.