To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, HACK!
These settings will have no effect until you restart the system.
Reset Universe (Y/N) ?
There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.
There can never be a computer language in which you cannot write a bad program.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer must be wrong
The name is Baud……, James Baud.
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The box said: ‘install on Windows 95, NT 4.0 or better’. So I installed it on Linux.
System going down at 1:45 for disk crashing.
Speed Kills! Use Windows
Shutting down networkservers reguarly during worktime prevents RSI and develops social contacts at work.
Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Scheduled Release Date: A carefully calculated date determined by estimating the actual shipping date and subtracting six months from it.
Reference Manual: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg.