Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers.
America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem.
Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
I don’t know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones.
Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
How would you like to feel the way you look?
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!
If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!
Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?