When he goes to the zoo the elephants throw HIM peanuts.
His university graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
When she weighs herself the scale says “To be continued…”
His driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”
Your brother is so fat he jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your father is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Your uncle is so fat his car has a “wide load” sticker on it.
Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits on a Pound coin, blood rushes out off the Queen’s nose!
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
When she steps on a talking weigh-scale, it says “one at a time, please”
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light”, he asked her to move.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Your aunt is so fat when she wore an orange dress bungee jumping, people thought the sun was falling.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot
In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
It is not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.