I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I “had” any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off the bed, jumped in my light, all because you kissed me goodnight.
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
I only work to enjoy when I am not working.
I once saw this sign on a diner wall: “I have an agreement with the bank: they don’t fry hamburgers, and I don’t cash checks.”
In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them, then you will get married and wish you had.
In the pasture of life, don’t be a cowpie.
In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
Intercessory prayer might be defined as loving our neighbour on our knees. (
Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don’t have to show it off.
ntegrity is when what you say, what you do, what you think, and who you are all come from the same place.
In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart.
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
I no longer worry about being a brilliant conversationalist. I simply try to be a good listener. I notice that people who do that are usually welcome wherever they go.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
In many cases stress is caused, not by the event itself, but rather by our response to the event.
In life, what happens to you isn’t as important as what happens in you.
Indian build small fire stand real close, White man build BIG fire stand way back….
In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart there is room for nothing.
I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.