admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

I believe in conscientious capitalism; that’s a kind of driving force with me.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

Global warming is controversial, of course, but the controversy is mainly over whether human activity is driving it.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

I don’t know driving in another way which isn’t risky. Each one has to improve himself. Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than other’s.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

I have nightmares that I’m going to wake up, and everyone’s driving a Prius and living in a condo, and we’re all getting health insurance.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

Religion is capable of driving people to such dangerous folly that faith seems to me to qualify as a kind of mental illness.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio… I don’t understand a word they’re saying.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can’t drive a car and start behaving illogically.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

admin2   October 15, 2015   Comments Off on

If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield.