Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.
Time does’nt exist. Clocks exists.
I would like to slip into something more comfortable – like a coma.
I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes…
Sure, I’d love to help you out … now, which way did you come in?
The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.
If you are here – who is running hell?
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.