Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
There is no dance without the dancers.
Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.
If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.
Take my advice — I’m not using it.