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Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

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The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.

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Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

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Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.

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All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.

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I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

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Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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There is no dance without the dancers.

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Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.

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If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.

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Take my advice — I’m not using it.