Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Find something you love to do and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
Smoking helps you lose weight … one lung at a time!
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.
Everything is okay in the end, if it’s not ok, then it’s not the end.
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
You don’t drown by falling in water. You drown by staying there.
Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
To stop smoking is very easy. I ought to know, I’ve done it a thousand times.
Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
The greatest inspiration is often born of desperation.
Smoking doesn’t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.