Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Born Free… Taxed to Death.
Income tax is the fine you pay for thriving so fast.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, or taxed.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said “I don’t know about you but I can smell carrots!”
Income-tax forms are nothing more than the government’s quiz program.
A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “THEIRS”?
What this country needs most is a SPCTT – The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Taxpayers.
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.
Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of “May Day!”?
When making out your income-tax report, be sure you don’t overlook your most expensive dependent — the government.
I don’t know if we’ll ever get a cure for poverty, but the way taxes and prices are going up, we’ve got a sure cure for wealth!
I’m a fish out of water without you.