The folly of one man is the fortune of another
Trust, but verify.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after 3 days.
It is not at all simple to understand the simple
While men talk of killing time, slowly time kills men.
Doubt not your wife`s wisdom,—–—look who she married. !!
Learn the wisdom of compromise for it is better to bent a little than to break.
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
Pardon my driving. I’m reloading.
Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you.
No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
The way some people drive the car should be considered an accomplice.
To some people, driving is transportation. To others it’s a contact sport.
Half the people on the road should be pulled over by the police, the other half by psychiatrists.
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
There are more men than women in mental hospitals… which just goes to show who’s driving whom crazy.
Traffic is getting so bad during rush hour that you can change a flat and not lose your place in line.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
The search for perfection begins with detecting imperfection