If love is blind, how will she find me ?
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get!’
Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to all your prayers!
Smile its the second best thing you can do with your lips.
There are so many people in the world but in my world there’s only one and that’s you!!!
I waited my whole life to date the girl of my dreams, but I dumped that chick when I saw you.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.