God gave men muscles because he gave women strength.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Never argue with a woman when she’s tired…or when she’s rested.
Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable.
Any man who laughs at women’s clothes has never paid the bill for them
In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men.
When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man ?
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man!
Being a woman is quite difficult since it consists mainly of dealing with men.
What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
Did you know that woman speaks eighteen languages? … And can’t say ‘no’ in any of them
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.