Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.
Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.
I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!
Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing
How much refund do you expect on your head now that it’s empty.
I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!
Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
I will be the best, someday.
Your altitude is determined by your attitude.
What have you learned from your mistakes lately?