Happy anniversary to a perfect pair
To a wonderful couple have a wonderful day
Madder than a barefoot centipede on a hot rock.
I’m Mad as Hell, but mostly in a Passive Aggressive Way!
Models are wearing $10,000 worth of stuff, and they still look mad.
This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.
Don’t let the whole world come here and see our stuff; it just pisses them off.
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back; the bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
My uncle Sammy was an angry man… he had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
She was as mad as a wet blanket.
I don’t have a girlfriend but I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
America – a country that has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.
You can travel fifty thousand miles in America without once tasting a piece of good bread.
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everyone and still nobody likes him.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.
Only in America can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box whilst a draft dodger lives in the White House.