In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.
We’re drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road.
A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
For me, one I love the 80’s, I love 80’s music, I’m sort of a baby of the 80’s, I grew up in the 80s.
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Be yourself, no one is like you God made you to be you not someone else.
Today is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one… Just like any other day.
Trust no one, tell your secrets to nobody and no one will ever betray you.
I’m far from perfect. I’m not even good, but God created me to be somebody that no one else will ever be.
I’m one of a kind, and so are you, so don’t judge me, until you’ve walked in my shoes.
Being the best is great, I’m number one. But being unique is greater, I’m the only one.
Being one of a kind makes you that much more special, being a copy of the next person make you even easier to replace.
To protect your heart from breaking just don’t disclose that you have one.
May your new little one grow strong, wealthy and wise. Congratulations for the new baby!
One Band, One Dream, One Direction.
Fans always tell me I’m beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them.
Remember, it’s not what you do… it’s what you get away with.
I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.
Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain.