Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
It is better to be deceived by one’s friends than to deceive them.
One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
Friends… they cherish one another’s hopes. They are kind to one another’s dreams.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.
Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.
Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him
One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life
Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.
A person who trusts no one can’t be trusted
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another
One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know
You can’t realize your dreams unless you have one to begin with
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.