The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years
I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred
My brain? it’s my second favorite organ.
In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they turn it into TV shows
He’s completely unspoiled by failure
Never trust a man with short legs – his brains are too near his bottom
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade
I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
The Wonderbra is not a step forward for women. Nothing that hurts that much is a step forward for women.
Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from
Beware of men who cry. It’s true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice