COFFEE.EXE Missing—Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
Cannot load Windows 95, Incorrect DOS Version.
Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Bug? That’s not a bug, that’s a feature.
Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work.”
Best file compression around: “DEL *.*” = 100% compression
Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat [Y/N]?
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
A user will find any interface design intuitive…with enough practice.
A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
A program is never finished until the programmer dies.
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
Any program that runs right is obsolete.
Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
All computers wait at the same speed.