Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
We have enough youth; how about a fountain of SMART?
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You will be assimilated!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
Warning: dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable.
The wages of sin are death; but after they’re done taking out taxes, it’s just a tired feeling.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
Theory of relativity: the more relatives are visiting you, the slower the time passes.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
The trouble with bucket seats is not everybody has the same size bucket.
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.