All One Liners

I don’t believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet.

I never count calories, but I eat so well.

Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.

I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories.

High-quality food is better for your health.

I’m lucky, I don’t like sweets, not even chocolate.

I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions.

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I’ll take roast chicken and dumplings.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I’m going to be. I don’t have an eating disorder.

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don’t overeat.

I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

I don’t eat junk foods and I don’t think junk thoughts.

Health food makes me sick.