Dog: The only friend you can buy for money.
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost – he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Last night he went on the paper four times… three of those times I was reading it.
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
My parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me.
All dogs look up to you; all cats look down to you… only the pig looks at you as an equal.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
You might be a redneck if… your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.