What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders – rest in peace.’
The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We’re sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
A dog is better than I am, for he has love and does not judge.
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the dog.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace.
Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit.