I don’t like grouper fish. Well, they’re okay. They hang around star fish. Because they’re grouper fish.
There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.
If you’re a fish, and you want to be a fish stick, you must have very good posture.
My favorite kind of wild animal is on a plate.
Bugs: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.
I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws.
Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
It was all the wolf could do to keep us away from his door.
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
Cats… a standing rebuke to behavioral scientist.
You might be a redneck if… you can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.
When they were naming the animals somebody got lazy… whats he doing?… eating ants… DONE!