Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.
There is no dance without the dancers.
Take my advice — I’m not using it.
If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.