When I think of you I get this feeling that I want to see you. I miss you.
Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too.
I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.
You may not be here with me… But thoughts of you are always in my heart! I Miss You!
Never insult a police officer while they’re doing a body cavity search.
Every moment spent with you… is forever fresh… forever new! I Miss You very much…
I am waiting and hoping and wishing for the time, when we can be together again! I Miss You!
You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean and the beat in my heart… I Miss You…
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.
Computers will never replace the wastebasket when it comes to streamlining office work.
The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn’t going to be on the road an hour.
My wife complained about not being wanted, so I went to the post office and put up her picture.
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
The cigarette does the smoking – you’re just the sucker.
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying.