Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
We don’t change God’s message — His message changes us.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
In a crisis call for Isis!
Give God what’s right – not what’s left.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Man’s way leads to a hopeless end – God’s way leads to an endless hope.
A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
When life gives you AIDS, make lemonaids!
A life without cause is a life without effect.
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Life is like a burning candle. It can melt anytime.
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
Life is about falling – Living is about getting backup.