Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.
Those who say they “sleep like a baby”, haven’t got one.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Anyone who says “Easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried it.
Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. We must find this woman and stop her.
A baby: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper. It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for a while.
When I was a baby, I kept a diary. I was reading it and it said: day one, still tired from the move. Day two, everybody talks to me like… Read more »
Do pilots take crash-courses?
“Please dont hang any body parts outside of the aircraft”
‘If you hear me yell;”Eject, Eject, Eject!”, the last two will be echos.’
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.
‘If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter — and therefore, unsafe.’
‘When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.’
If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
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