Lawyer : Larval stage of Politician.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Talk is Cheap – until you hire a lawyer.
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.
A man who dies without a will has lawyers for heirs.
Lawyers spend a great deal of time shovelling smoke.
Lawyer’s creed: a man is innocent until proven broke.
Changing lawyers is like changing decks on the Titanic.
Keep America beautiful … properly dispose of your lawyer.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
A town too small to support one lawyer can always support two.
He who has said that ‘talk is cheap’, has never hired a lawyer.
Any time a lawyer is seen and not heard, it’s a shame to wake him.
Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.
Between grand theft and a legal fee, There only stands a law degree.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
“I don’t want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is”
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
If you can’t get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge..