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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. “Next time, take off the candles.”

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing “Happy Birthday”.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.

Love is the finest flower that blooms in God’s garden.

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.