For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. “Next time, take off the candles.”
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing “Happy Birthday”.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Love can heal any dying soul.
Don’t forget to love yourself.
Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it
Love is…holding on knowing he loves another.
Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.
A life without love is like a year without summer
To love another person is to see the face of God
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
If you judge people, you have no time to love them
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
Love is the finest flower that blooms in God’s garden.
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.