Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Computers will never replace books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
A computer is almost human – except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
Every program has two purposes — one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.
The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
You can’t scare me, I have children.
I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
The Children are the future. Today belongs to me!
Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your kids.
A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn off the lights !
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
Don’t teach your children the value of a dollar if they find out , they’ll ask for two.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents,… and the second half by our children.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!