An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But an onion a day keeps everyone away.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. “Nobody listens to me!” The doctor says, “Next!”
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.
The Doctor says, “You’ll live to be 60!” “I AM 60!” “See, what did I tell you?”
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute then forget the fruit!
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.
You’re old when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I’ve only been jogging once and feel ten years older already.
Where is the “good” in goodbye?
Every goodbye makes the next hello closer.
True goodbyes are the ones never said or explained.
Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?
A goodbye isn’t painful unless you’re never going to say hello again.
How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
There are no good-byes, where ever we are, you’ll always be in my heart.
Saying goodbye isn’t the hard part, it’s what we leave behind that’s tough.
You know that you are in love when the hardest thing to do is say good-bye!!