What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breathe away.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
If I could rearrange alphabets, I would put U and I together.
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? “Be my valenstein!”
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that an angel has touched me this valentine?
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Remember, on New Year’s Eve a head-on collision is just nature’s way of telling you to sober up.
A new year is unfolding like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.
I was thinking about making a New Year’s resolution, but what the heck — why tamper with perfection?
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy New Year.
Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success.