The only difference between driving in golf and driving a car is that when you drive a car you don’t want to hit anything.
I played golf yesterday, and I didn’t even break par. I did break my three wood, my putter, and a window in a nearby condo.
Then there was the golfer who was sentenced to be hanged. He asked the warden if he could take a few practice swings first.
A professional golfer takes longer to line up a six-foot putt than the Toyota Corporation takes to turn raw iron ore into a Corolla.
I think I’ve finally figured the game out: if it goes right, it’s a slice. If it goes left, it’s a hook. And if it goes straight, it’s a miracle!
If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
A goal properly set is halfway reached.
Goals that are not written down are just wishes.
Fear melts when you take action towards a goal you really want.
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success.
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia.
Goals should always be made to a point that will make us reach and strain.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
What you get by achieving your goal is not as important as what you become by achieving your goal.
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
One whose every goal is accomplished and every dream fulfilled, lives not as a man but as an instrument of destiny.
An goal in life is the only fortune worth the finding; and it is not to be found in foreign lands, but in the heart itself.
Divorce is like Espresso, expensive and bitter.