People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful.
I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat.
Theres only two people I trust, one of them happens to be me, and the other is just NOT you.
Trust no one, tell your secrets to nobody and no one will ever betray you.
I trust no one, not even myself.
One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life.
A person who trusts no one cant be trusted.
Thank God today for making you one-of-a-kind, and also for making you dependent on others.
You’re like an limited edition. You are just one of a kind. Just the one of them all, only you are special!
I’m not a one in a million kind of girl. I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman.
My baby daddy left me for a weak bitch…ain’t that some weak shit!
The mother of your child always tell you I’m her favorite. She call me her baby, not the one she was in labor with.
There ain’t nothing you can say to a playa. ‘Cause doowop, she fly like the planes in the air.
You know its leather when we ride wood grain and raw hide. Doing what we do, watching screens getting high.
She make it happen, Cap’n, feelin’ on me. We in the billin’ and we feelin’ like wee.