The strong man is the one who is able to intercept at will the communication between the senses and the mind.
Men are all alike–except the one you’ve met who’s different
Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.
One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.