I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
One can write, think and pray exclusively of others; dreams are all egocentric.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams.
One must spend time in gathering knowledge to give it out richly.
Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I’m one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
One of my movies was called True Lies. It’s what the Democrats should have called their convention.
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn’t want to own one.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn’t want to own one.
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
Life and death are one thread, the same line viewed from different sides.